I really need to undate mah blog more...

CHEESE!!!!!!!! How was your x-mas? Yeah. I had to see my family too...sucks huh?

Guess what I saw at the cinema?????????
St. Trinians 2!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!

It. Was. Awesome! There was a certain person who was in that certain film that was HOT!!! ;-)

-Faints on floor-

Just kidding!!!!!!

Wanna know who's hotter?

AHHHHH!!!!! OMG!!!!

IT'S MY DREAM COME TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But who's hotter?

ow....MY BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!

Whoooohoo! Christmas Eve Eve Wednesday

Hello! Caits mind here! Oh, for those who don't know who Cait is, this is her blog, you might know her as Mizzkitten. Wonderful to meet you at this feastive time!
Cait: Erm, excuse me Mind! But I don't recall giving you permission to be quite so camp! Go away and NEVER come back!!!!
Caits mind: Fine.

Cait: Well that was easy! BOOYAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anywho! This pic is for Flamesthebad:

To all you doggie lovers out there...

...and all you kitty lovers...

...Christmas kitty lovers...

...and all the Christmas doggie lovers!!!!

I'm just to Goddamn lazy to do any more typing.....

MERRY CRIMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MERRY CRIMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MERRY CRIMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MERRY CRIMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MERRY CRIMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MERRY CRIMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MERRY CRIMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MERRY CRIMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MERRY CRIMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MERRY CRIMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MERRY CRIMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MERRY CRIMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MERRY CRIMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MERRY CRIMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MERRY CRIMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MERRY CRIMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MERRY CRIMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MERRY CRIMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MERRY CRIMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Silent Night Sunday

!OY | YO!

Cheese please! Whassup?!?!

I don't care!

You wanna know why?

NO?!? Don't read the blog then!

I don't care 'cause it's 5 days 'till Christmas!!!!

Also 'cause school ended Friday!!! But somehow I still have homework....
I have a SPECIAL message for the teachers who have "blessed" me with the "joy" of homework...

**** **** ******! I ****  ****! ***** ****!!!!!!!

Caits mind randomly talking to her: Carm down kitten...remember what they told you in therapy...
Cait: **** off!
Caits mind randomly talking to her: Now count to 10... 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10... well done!
You're not angry anymore are you?
Cait: Yes! That counting thingy is crap! I HATE NUMBERS!!!!!!
Caits mind randomly talking to her: Oh shut up!



I very sorry y'all had to see that. My mind sometimes talks to me...I'm working on it in the loony bin...




Anywho....
Where was I?
Caits mind: At home.
Cait: Bugger off!
Caits mind: No. I'm your mind! I'm inside you.
Cait: !!!!! EWWWWW!!!!! That's just so wrong!!! Purvy McPurv!
Caits mind: Shut up!
Cait: :-(
Caits mind: You're very annoying.
Cait: There aren't many things that can annoy the heck out of me, but there still are some things. Like you, my annoying mind. Here they are:

Breathing. breathing is especially annoying when someone does it near me. Breathing annoys me because it signifies that someone is alive, and is taking up more of my precious space and air, when it obviously belongs to me.
Living. Yes as a matter of fact, living annoys me too. Because that's another person I have to deal with on a daily basis. Living people keep asking what kind of music I like and if I've seen the new Harry Potter movie yet, when obviously I haven't, if I didn't begin talking about how kick but they were, then it means I didn't see it.
Adults. They're just annoying, and shouldn't be allowed in public.
Schools. Schools SUUUUUUCK. Plain and simple, I hope every school has a change of attitude towards they're students. Meaning they actually teach them something important, like how to fight off a bear or Chuck Norris.
Social service workers. They're phsyco-babble reminds me of something that can be found on the ground near a bull's bum.
You. Yes you annoy me too. GO AWAY BUT WIPE!
My mind!!!!!

I'll kill you with a spoon!!!
Caits mind: Did you forget to take your medication?
Cait: Maybe...

Cait: Clowns rule.
Caits mind: No. They don't. Take your medication.
Cait: Plain and simple. Clowns rule!  And why do they rule you may ask? Because they scare the heck out of my sister and my friends. It rules. Just one time when I were at the circus, a clown ran over to the audience and dragged good old sis out into the ring. She was terrified, he picked my sister up and spun her around by her ear hair!
Caits mind: You are messed up. Now take your medication.

Cait: NO!
Caits mind: You've gone mad!
Cait: Ha!
Caits mind: ... oh no!
Cait: Oh YES!!!! I have a plan!
Caits mind: It's not about bread is it?
Cait:

Get the idea now?!?! NO MORE BREAD!!!!!!

Caits mind: But you like bread! Why would you burn it?

Cait: Because of the farmers!

Caits mind: But you like farmers! And bread! You want to dress like a farmer!

Cait: ...

Caits mind: Maybe you should go...

Cait: No! My blog! Maybe you should go to http://www.freewebs.com/catinablender/emailme.htm

Caits mind: Don't.

 

10 Days To Go Tuesday

BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10 days 'till Christmas!!!!!
I should probably start buying people prezzies soon...
For those of my v. small audience that've already got all their gifts for people I'd like to know what's wrong with you!!!! Christmas is a time for rushing to the shops the day before they close, for stuffing your faces with cheap chocolate, for embassing knitted jumpers and sprouts!!! NOT for organisation!
Anywho...

CUTE!

OMG!!! I LOVE BUGS BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome to never viewing christmas in the same way ever again...

This looks a little like flamesthebad...(The kid not Santa!)

 

I don't want to know about Santa's Male Box!!!

OH! Santa's MAIL Box!! Right! You scared me there...

Hangovers: Santa gets 'em too...

(And with all that free alcohol that children kindly leave out who could blame him!)

That's all folks!!!

(By the by, No copyright intended. All picture belong to their rightful owners.)

BY THE BY!!!!!!!!!!

Scouting For Girls Sunday

SHOOPDAWHOOP!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!! I LUUUUUUVVV SCOUTING FOR GIRLS!!!!!!
YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY.....wait!!!!
NO!!!! I mean the band!!!!!!! Not scouting for girls in a wierd perverted way!!!!!!

THEM!!!!!!!

YUP!!!

IMMA GONNA USE CAPS LOCKS FOR THE REST OF THIS POST!!!!!!!!

WE JUST PUT UP OUR X-MAS TREE!!!!!!!!!!!!

OR RATHER I DID!

OMG!!!! 

I LOVE YOU!!!

NOT REALLY!!!!

ME THINKS STACEY WILL WIN THE X-FACTOR!!!! WAIT...SHE WENT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POO! ME THINKS OLLY WILL WIN COZ HE'S FIT!!!!

ABZ HERE, I CAN TOTTALY TELL THE FUTURE AND ME THINKS DAT JO....... I WILL WIN!!!!

:-P

;-

WOW! THAT WAS A SHORT POST.....

Weeping Wednesday

Yeah, hi...
Weeping Wednesday. 'cause I'm felling sad...
Gonna leave soon! :-( Gonna miss you peeps! You know who you are! Why don't ya come join me over at Moo moo school! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! Y'know without that old cheesey bum we USED to call a friend! (Yeah YOU know who you are!) We could all lived happily ever after!!!
Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!! By the by!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



OHHH!!!!!!!!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nearly...

I DIDN'T GET A BLOODY ADVENT CALENDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY!!! THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!! AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG!!!!!!!!! SNOOPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think i'm going mad.

STOP THE MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH, GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BAH!!!!!!!!!! BAD DOG!!! EW! STOP BITING MY DAD...in that place...

WELL THANK GOD FOR THAT! A PURPLE CARTOON MUSHROOM!!!

MORE!!!!!!

CHEESE!

The Most Stupid Things I Have Ever Heard Sunday

The most stupid things I have ever heard Sunday is just that! The most stupid things I have ever heard. Ever.

Coming in at 10 is "There's no place like home." (The Wizard of Oz)

I mean, seriously, I hate being at home! My family lives there! I hate my family! They're related to me!

Coming in at 9 is Stereotyping.

'Groans' I dye my hair crazy colours so I MUST be looking for attention! (Oh yeah right!)

Number 8 My Feet Smell

MY FEET DON'T SMELL!!!!!!!!!!!! Why do people keep saying that they do? Stop it! You'll hurt their feelings!

Number 7 Stepanie Meyer is Pretty

Yup! This is Stephanie Meyer in her prom dress! Isn't she pretty (ugly)? I think she looks like the Wicked Witch of The West...

Number 6 Robert Paterson can act

He can't act! (At least not in Twilight) He mumbles his few lines like a bunch of two year olds trying to say "Purple Cartoon Mushroom" backwards! He's hot but not that hot! (Any fangirls hate me now?)

Number 5 Guinea Pigs are sweet

                                                             

Trust me they're not! I have 5 Guinea Pigs and they're demanding, grumpy, humorless and smelly.

So's your mum!

Number 1 ('cause I can't be bothered to do 4, 3 or 2) St. Trinians 2 is gonna be bad

David Tennant's in this! (Not that I'm obsessed or anything..but you ganna love his hair!)

OMG!!!! He's OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EW!!!!!! EVERYTHING I BELIEVED IN IS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Genocide Wednesday

Aye. Genocide Wednesday. Because I've just finished watching Hotel Rwanda. I thought I'd make a special post in memory of everyone who died during the Rwandan Genocide.
Hotel Rwanda is the most horrificly truthful films I have ever watched. It is a true story about a man called Paul Rusesabagina (played by Don Cheadle) and his struggel to survive the Genocide in Rwanda. Paul is the manager of the Mille Collines, (a posh hotel) when the Interahamwe Militia start slaughtering Tutsis. Paul shelters his Tutsi wife, Tatiana Rusesabagina, (played by Sophie Okonedo) and his family with 1,268 refugees. (Both Hutu ans Tutsi)
I the most shocking part of the film, I found, was when Paul is forced to go and fetch food and water supplies for the refugees and his hotel. He is told by a militia extreamist, who sold him his supplies, to take the river road back, as it was clear of road blocks. However, Paul did not know that the militia had already started seeking out Tutsis to kill openly out in the streets. Paul draive through the fog when the road suddenly becomes very bumpy and uneven. Paul tells the driver, Gregoire, to stop the van as he thinks they have driven off the road. Paul gets out of  the van and falls over a corpse. He literally knee deep in innocent people who have been hacked to death by the Interhamwe. Children, Mothers, Fathers, Babies, Elderly and neighbors.
Don't believe me? It's true. The raw horror Don Cheadle shows in that particular scene is so believible that I had almost conviced my self not to watch the rest of the film.
Paul Rusesabagina and his family are still alive today. They now live in Belgium with their adopted niece and nephew.

Some of the people who aided the Interhamwe in slaughtering almost 1 million innocent people.

(I deleted this picture after editing my posts because every time I updated my blog it depressed me)

If you would like to view the picture please go to Regrets Only: An African Journal (I would advise against it though. PLEASE don't look at the photo if you are under 20 years old. Swear to God it'll be on you mind for the rest of your life.

 The photo was of a street after the Interhamwe killed anyone with a Tutsi I.D card. I DID NOT take this photo,  nor any other photos showing the pure devistation of the Rwandan Genocide. I meerly want to rase awareness about it.

Thank You.

Captioned picture Saturday!

!poohwadpoohS | Shoopdawhoop!

Random pics I love!!!!!!!!!!

Why, no. I am not on drugs. Why do you ask?

Aye, tis' a lazy day.

Aye, i'm not sure i 'member what i did tuesday last.

I like milk. But you can't eat it. Even if you could, I'm not sure I'd want to. I'd probably throw it out. Or throw it up.

                                                               

                                                                    MILK!!!!!!!!!

Da Kine Thursday EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Da kine day to y'all!!!! (By the by, da kine means "The best")

Coolies! This post iz for my v. good m8 Abi Fabbi! At her request...

Funny pics!!!!!!!! (I don't care if you don't find them funny! Don't read the blog then!)

Oh Fabbi look!! It's you!!! Oh, God! And me, and Mads....wel that was one hell of a night...

I'm scared of fairies...they live with bugs...it plants...there's something wrong about that...

I love Santa!!! But there's something odd about wanting small children to sit on your knee when your 59...

My Christmas iz always like this...aye, the turkey goes mad and trys to kill a dead naked baby...

Believe it or not this ISN'T a mirror!!!

Cute! Oh, God! NOOOOOO!!! DON'T POINT THE GUN AT ME!!!!!

erm...ow!

(By the by it writting at the bottom says: Hello. I'm Jerry and I'm an Alcoholic.)

Yeah. I'll just wait outside...

 

I case you can't see this one says: I'd really apreciate it if you wore pants more often...

This picture is dedicated to my father.

Okay. Last wierd pic.

Hold on!! That's my underwear!!! Just kidding. I don't wear underwear.

C ya!!!!!