Coming in at 10 is "There's no place like home." (The Wizard of Oz)
I mean, seriously, I hate being at home! My family lives there! I hate my family! They're related to me!
Coming in at 9 is Stereotyping.
Number 8 My Feet Smell
MY FEET DON'T SMELL!!!!!!!!!!!! Why do people keep saying that they do? Stop it! You'll hurt their feelings!
Number 7 Stepanie Meyer is Pretty
Yup! This is Stephanie Meyer in her prom dress! Isn't she pretty (ugly)? I think she looks like the Wicked Witch of The West...
Number 6 Robert Paterson can act
He can't act! (At least not in Twilight) He mumbles his few lines like a bunch of two year olds trying to say "Purple Cartoon Mushroom" backwards! He's hot but not that hot! (Any fangirls hate me now?)
Number 5 Guinea Pigs are sweet
Trust me they're not! I have 5 Guinea Pigs and they're demanding, grumpy, humorless and smelly.
So's your mum!
Number 1 ('cause I can't be bothered to do 4, 3 or 2) St. Trinians 2 is gonna be bad
David Tennant's in this! (Not that I'm obsessed or anything..but you ganna love his hair!)
OMG!!!! He's OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EW!!!!!! EVERYTHING I BELIEVED IN IS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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